Watcha mate, I'm Chico and this is my puzzle page.

Please can you help me?

I stole some of the words from this song. I'd like to put them back before anyone notices, but I've forgotten which words they w ere!

Read through the song and click on the words which fit best... but watch out for my peashooter!

CHORUS
Aye-aye-aye-aye I am Chico the Bandit
My life of crime is not as I planned it
I have no gun so I use a peashooter
And I ride on a clapped-out motor scooter.

(1)
Now I'm a bandit and I'm after your money
But most things about me are __________ (UGLY   SMELLY   FUNNY)
So if you meet me it won't be distressful
Because my robberies are never successful.

(2)
With my peashooter I robbed a post office
But I only stole a little bag of toffees.
And even then I had to say "please",
'Cause my peashooter had run out of _______ (PAPER   PEAS   SAUSAGES)

(3)
One day a policeman he tried to arrest me
So I decided to shoot him with a pea
But I made his face go very slushy
Because the peas in my shooter were ________ (MUSHY   SALTY   PURPLE)

(4)
Now I always have thought it quite probable
That old ladies were easily robbable.
But when I met one and asked for her lolly
She damaged my head with her _________ (CAT   FROZEN CHICKEN   BROLLY)

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