Old Dan Tucker’s a happy old soul
Picked his teeth with a telegraph pole
Had a little cough then he coughed some more
Coughed his tonsils onto the floor.
Old Dan was down on his knees
When he thought he heard a chicken sneeze
It was just an old rooster saying his prayers
Telling his love to the hens upstairs
Old Dan Tucker come to town
Swinging the ladies round and round
First to the right and then to the left
Then to the one that you love best